Wife: Last year, on the occasion of Diwali, you gifted an iron folding cot. What will you give as a gift on Diwali this year?
Husband- Said in my mind (electric current in the folding cot)😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: Why sir, where did you get the wheat ground?
Husband (shameful) – At the usual place.
Wife: So after giving the wheat you must have gone for a picnic somewhere…?
Husband: I didn’t go anywhere…I stayed there.
Wife: Where is your attention…you must be looking at the women coming and going.
I know you very well…?
Husband (now completely terrified) – Actually, he got the flour ground while standing in front of me.
Wife- Don’t lie, full attention will be on WhatsApp notes for a long time
I am doing household work, you don’t pay any attention to it…?
Husband- No, nothing like that, tell me what happened…?
Wife: If everything was fine then how did the rotis get burnt?
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The wife was crying with her head on her husband’s grave.
Son is demanding laptop, what should I do, daughter is demanding mobile.
Where should I get it from?
I don’t have any clothes myself, what should I do?
A choked voice came from the grave, I am dead, I have not gone to Dubai.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: Today I am doing a quiz competition. All children answer quickly.
Teacher- Tell me what the bee gives us
baby-honey
Teacher: What does a thin goat give?
Child-Milk…
What does the teacher and the fat buffalo give us?
child- homework
Give slap…give slap…give slap😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Son (on phone) – Mother, today we have increased from two to three.
Mother: That son, congratulations… it is a boy.
or girl?
Son- No mother, your daughter-in-law got married for the second time.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Doctor: Why do you stand outside the clinic every morning and stare at women…?
Pappu- Sir, you yourself have written, ‘The time to see women is from 9 am to 11 am!’
Funny Jokes: Yesterday I brought Rakhi for you
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