Wife: Should I cook chicken for you today?
Husband: No, I am a fine human being.
The great witch has come.
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Sardar went in an airplane for the first time
as soon as the plane was about to take off
A beautiful air hostess came
Air hostess – Everyone please
Fasten your belt
Sardar – But madam, I have come wearing pajamas.
What should I do?
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Sanjana driving for the third time
Came for license interview
Officer – If on one hand you have your husband and
If your brother is on the other side, will you die?
Sanjana – Husband
Officer – Hey madam, you are the third one.
I am telling you again and again that you will take a break.
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If your wife is possessed by a ghost,
So what will you do?
Sardar: What do I have to do?
It is the ghost's mistake, he himself will suffer.
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Conductor – Take the ticket quickly
Boy – One is my mother's and the other half
make the ticket mine
Conductor: You are also getting a moustache.
full ticket charge
Boy: So my mother doesn't have a moustache.
Make half of it.
Funny Jokes: After a long time a gentleman took the mic.
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