Listen, I have come to the market, do you want anything? – Obnews

a boy at 2 o'clock in the night
calls the doctor
Tring Tring..

Boy – Doctor Saheb, me
have insomnia..!!

Doctor- So you guys spread it
Why is it, at least to me?
Let me sleep..
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Wife (on phone): Listen, I have come to the market.
Do you want anything??
Husband: Yes, I want meaning of life.
How is life meaningful?
There needs to be a solution,
May the soul rest in peace,
I want to find my existence.
…..
Wife: Okay
So tell me which one should I bring?? ,
Royal Stag or Blender's Pride
😜😜😜😂😂😂😂

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A beggar found a 100 rupee note
He went to a five star hotel and had his fill.
Had food, got bill of Rs 13000

He said to the manager: “There is no money.”
The manager handed him over to the police
The beggar gave 100 rupees to the police
Gave and left…

This is called “financial”
Management without MBA in India “
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The wife was eating Golgappa.
Must have eaten 20-25.
Then she asked her husband
“Should I eat 10 more?”

The husband said, “Eat it, snake!” Eat!”
The wife threw the plate in anger!
“Who did the serpent tell?

Husband: “Hey, I said –
“Na-gin”, eat as much as you want!
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Jokes: A boy calls the doctor at 2 o'clock in the night