Wife: Listen, I have heard that water has been found on the moon also.
Husband: Okay, now I will take you there for a picnic.π π π π π
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Golu: My girlfriend left me.
Pappu: Why?
Golu: She says, I am very cute and she will become fat by staying with me.π π π π π
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teacher: What will happen if the donkey gets too cold?
Pappu: The donkey will shake off the cold and then become 'Don'!π π π π π
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Doctor: What have you done?
Patient: Doctor sir, wife had said to listen to your heart, not to your mind.π π π π π
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Wife: Listen, I want a gift like the moon.
Husband: Okay, I will show you the moon on the next Eid.π π π π π
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