Wife: Listen sir, today I want to make love to you very much.
Husband – Wow! What is the matter?
Wife – Yes, because you have to be included in my list as a “good person”. 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Teacher: Why don't you come to school?
Pappu – Sir, I had bird flu.
Teacher: What happens due to bird flu?
Pappu – Sir, due to bird flu a person starts flying like a mosquito!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Bablu – I think that you will never make me laugh.
Pappu – Why?
Bablu – Because your laugh is so sweet that I get angry.😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Teacher: Where is your book?
Pappu: Sir, the book had fallen, hence the answers disappeared from it!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Teacher: Why don't you come to school?
Pappu: Sir, I never got answers to your questions, now they too are tired!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
Funny Jokes: Which one do you like the most?
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