Pappu – To Raju: Look brother, I have you today.
3 cars and 6 shops on the road and 2 big houses,
Now tell me Raju, what do you have?
But Raju was poor.
He laughed and said, I have a son,
Whose girlfriend is your daughter?
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A bank employee on Sunday
His wife said, get up now.
Look, my parents have come,
tell the bank employee to get in line
Get it installed and the counter will open at 10 o'clock.
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Pappu to his girlfriend: When will you marry me?
Girlfriend:- No no, I will not marry you.
Pappu: Okay, so tell me how much you weigh.
Girlfriend: Thinking a little, what does this weight mean to my marriage?
Pappu: If you don't agree with love, I will take you away.
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Pappu:- Brother, one eye of your buffalo is bad for me.
Still you are asking for the full amount of Rs 50,000/-
Buffalo seller:- Brother, do you want buffalo for milk or will you make Nain Matka with it?
Funny Jokes: Neighbor's Sushma is number one
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