Pappu- Man, I couldn’t sleep the whole night in the train.
Firstly, I got an upper seat and at the same time it was very hot.
Gappu- Hey, I could have changed my seat with someone.
Pappu- How does it change? The one sitting below had not come…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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husband and wife were going somewhere
Just then a beggar passed by and called out-
O Queen of Beauty, give 5 rupees to the blind man
The husband looked at his wife and said-
Give it, the poor guy is really blind…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Patient (to the doctor) – Tell me some way to prolong life
Doctor: Get married
Patient: This will prolong life
Doctor: No, but there will definitely be two benefits.
First- the desire for a long life will end
Second- The remaining life will seem long…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju- What a nice wife I have!
Suresh- How is that?
Raju- She ran away with her boyfriend without killing me.
God bless everyone gets a wife like this…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A motorcyclist asked for directions
Stopped Pappu and asked- Listen, I want to go to the Red Fort.
Pappu- Then go brother, you will tell everyone like this.
So when will it reach?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Sonu- Friend Monu, tell me an interesting thing…
Singles think that marriage is the solution to all their problems.
Whereas the married person feels that marriage is the root of all the problems…
Sonu fainted after listening to Monu…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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TT catches Chintu on the platform.
TT- Show the ticket.
Chintu- Hey, I did not come in the train at all.
TT- What is the proof?
Chintu- Hey, the proof is that I don’t have a ticket.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Sharabi- Doctor sir, do you want to get a checkup done?
Doctor – What’s the problem?
Alcoholic – Having pain in liver since 1-2 days
Doctor: Do you drink alcohol?
Sharabi – Yes sir, make only one peg, I don’t feel like it right now😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Mom, you haven’t told me that thing till date
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