In the primary school, the master was fast asleep.
Just then Collector Saheb arrived.
Master ji was caught.
After waiting for a long time the master woke up.
As soon as he woke up, he saw the Master Collector and said –
So children, did you understand that Kumbhakarna used to sleep like this.
Collector Saheb is shocked.
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Pappu found a beggar outside the temple!
Beggar:- Give me something in the name of God, sir, I haven't eaten anything for four days!
Pappu took out a 500 rupee note and said, 400 rupees are loose.
Beggar:- Yes, sir.
Pappu:- Then you bastard, take something from him and eat it.
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Jagga and a girl were having an affair. Jagga had also become acquainted with the girl's family, so he used to visit their place as well.
For some days, Jagga and that girl were fighting over some issue. One day Jagga decided to do something else. Seeing an opportunity when there was no one else in that girl's house except the girl, he took kerosene in a box and went away.
After arguing for a while, Jagga poured all the kerosene oil on himself. After that he started scaring the girl with the thought of setting her on fire. But at that very moment the girl's father came home.
Seeing Jagga drenched in kerosene, the girl's father asked,
“Jagga, what is happening here..”
Jagga was stunned by his sudden arrival. Then making a point he said,
“Nothing uncle ji, kerosene was kept in the box above this decoration, it fell on me….”
Girl's dad socks, Jagga rocks.
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