teacher: Pappu, why didn't you pay attention in class?
Pappu: Sir, I was wondering what you might be thinking!
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Golu: My mother forbade me from going to school.
Pappu: Why?
Golu: Because I only do βcreativeβ things in schoolβlike make mistakes!
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Husband: What do you do all day long?
Wife: I do household chores!
Husband: And what do you do at night?
Wife: I watch you sleep, so that I can know how happy you are!
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Pappu: I can't live without you!
Golu: Then will you stay with me?
Pappu: No, I'll be happy after getting rid of you!
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Child: Mom, Dad scolded me!
Mummy: Why?
Child: Because I gave him chocolate for lunch, while he wanted me to bring him tea!
Funny Jokes: Never talk about your wife
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