Mother, why hasn’t he come yet? – Obnews

Daughter-in-law and aunt, why hasn’t he come yet?
maybe he has something with another girl
Mother-in-law: Oh silly person, why do you always think the opposite?
It is also possible that he may have fallen under a truck…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Neighbor: Sister, the new necklace is very nice, how much did it cost?

Second woman- Not much, two days fight, one day hunger strike
2 days of silent fast and just a little crying
The neighbor also gets angry with her husband…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: Tell me two things, one of which will make me happy.
and get angry after hearing the second one
Husband- You are my life and secondly, shame on such a life…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Early in the morning a Pandit ji said to Pappu – Withdraw 500 rupees, child.

your luck is about to open
Pappu- What kind of Pandit ji?
Pandit ji- You are going to marry the daughter of a millionaire father.
Pappu- Pandit ji, take Rs 1000 instead of Rs 500.
But tell me, there are two children and a wife at home, what should I do with them?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Sonu- Why do ladies run when milk boils?

Monu- To save the cream?
Sonu- No
Monu- To save milk?
Sonu- Not at all
Monu- Hey then why?
Sonu- So that we don’t have to mop gas and platform…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Suresh: Went to girlfriend’s wedding yesterday.

Ramesh- What happened then?
Suresh- Made 2 more girlfriends there
Now I will go to their wedding too
Hearing this, Ramesh stopped speaking…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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