Mother, till date you have not told me that thing – Obnews

Son: Mother, you haven’t told me that thing till date.
Mother- What thing?
Son: That’s what you always say, that you come home.
Then I will tell you…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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What is the biggest problem of women

If I work, I feel out of breath
And when I sit down, I feel breathless.
If you don’t do anything then the poor girl will swell up…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher (to Chintu)- When did Babar come to India?
Chintu- Don’t know ma’am
Teacher: Can’t see on the board, it is written along with the name.
Chintu- Sorry ma’am, I thought maybe it was his phone number…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Harish and his family reached the girl’s house to see the girl.

The qualities of the girl in front of him were being praised
The girl’s family said, Seema’s voice is like a cuckoo.
The neck is like that of a peacock, the gait is like that of a deer and by nature it is like a cow.
Harish said- Are there any human qualities in it?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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A loving couple contemplated suicide

The boy jumped first and the girl started returning with her eyes closed.
Then the boy opened his parachute in the air and shouted – I knew you were a witch.
You will not jump…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pandit- There is no line of girlfriend in your hand.
Boy- Pandit ji, look at the feet, maybe it is there…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: What will you do if I die?

Husband- Maybe I too die
Wife- Why?
Husband- Sometimes too much happiness can be deadly…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Sir people talk only in Hindi or English