The mother-in-law, while explaining to the newlywed bride, said – Look daughter-in-law,
Understand the rules and regulations of this house well.
Consider me the Prime Minister of this house and my father-in-law the President.
Her husband is the Home Minister and her sister-in-law is the Planning Minister.
Now tell me which department will you take?
Daughter-in-law said- Mother, I have been in opposition all my life.
I will try to topple your government.
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Mother-in-law: What do you make in the kitchen?
Daughter-in-law: Mother, I will make the excuse of being sick in the kitchen.
Mother-in-law: Oh wicked witch, is there anything in the kitchen or not?
Daughter-in-law: Mother, I feel lazy in the kitchen.
I feel sleepy and dizzy beyond limits.
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A miser got electrocuted
Wife: Are you okay?
Stingy – Leave aside the useless talk and look at the meter and tell me how much the unit has increased.
The wife was stunned after hearing her husband's words.
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Monu – Oye how did your head explode?
Sonu – Was breaking stones with slippers.
Monu – But where did the head come from?
Sonu – A man passing by said
Try using a skull sometime.
Funny Jokes: A boy's engagement to a very beautiful girl
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