Son- Papa, let me tell you something…
Papa- Say yes…
Son- I have 10 fake IDs on Facebook.
Papa: Why is the bastard telling me?
Son: I am the Pooja Sharma whom you have been calling for tea since last 10 days.
Then what, give me a slap… give me a slap…!
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On wife's birthday, husband asked- What gift do you want?
The wife wanted to buy a new car. She said in gestures – Get me something that can go from 0 to 80 in 2 seconds as soon as I get on it.
In the evening the husband brought her a weight and fork and made the wife unconscious.
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Front view of the picture hall
Man- Brother, where is the scooter stand here?
Santa- Sir, first tell me your name?
The man is Pappu.
Santa- Now tell the names of your parents?
Man- I want to go watch a movie,
Without wasting my time, please tell me quickly where is the scooter stand?
Santa- That's why I am saying this, tell me quickly.
Man- My mother's name is Asha Devi, and she is a teacher.
My father's name is Rajesh Sharma, and he is a lawyer.
Santa- Everyone is educated.
Man- Yes, now tell me brother where is the scooter stand?
Santa: Children of educated parents, the scooter stand is below the scooter.
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Police Inspector- You stole the box but left the wad of notes lying nearby.
Don't mention this in the FIR against thief-sir
Inspector- Why?
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