Santa- Friend, my brother could not go to the bank for two days.
Banta- Why so?
Santa- Because he was slapped by a girl in his dream.
Banta- What does it mean by not going to the bank?
Santa- Hey, it was written in the bank that “We turn your dreams into reality.”
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Urdu teacher asked the question – What is the difference between 'failed love' and 'complete love'?
The student replied – 'Failed Love' makes excellent poetry.
Sings ghazals, roams in the mountains, drinks fine liquor.
And 'Mukammal Ishq' how to get free coriander with vegetables, brings bread from the way and dies due to excess salt in dal.
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A 70 year old woman filed for divorce in the court.
The judge asked the elderly woman – Why do you want to get divorced at this age?
Woman- Judge sir, my husband is mentally torturing me.
Judge: How is that?
Woman: Whenever they want, they tell me all the lies.
And when I start speaking, he takes out his hearing aids…
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the boys came to see the girl
Boys – What is the name of your daughter?
Girl's – Our beloved, everyone's beloved, Ram's beloved
Girl – What is the name of your boy?
Boys – Our drink, your drink, everyone's drink, Pappu.
Funny Jokes: Pappu with his head on the ground and legs up.
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