My wife loves me very much โ€“ Obnews

Santa: My wife harasses me a lot.
Banta: Still you must be missing her?
Santa: Yes, because now she has gone to her parents' home.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Banta: What does a man want after marriage?
Santa: Leave from wife.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Santa: There is peace in my house.
Banta: Wife must have gone to her parents' house.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Santa: Why does my wife look at me lovingly?
Banta: So that you listen to him.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Banta: Why doesn't a man speak after marriage?
Santa: Because the person who scolds him is always in the house.v

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Santa: I sang a song.
Banta: Did your wife praise you?
Santa: Yes, he said, โ€œNow wash the utensils.โ€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Santa: Why does a man gain weight after marriage?
Banta: Because the wife also taunts me along with the food.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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