Banta: You got married 2 years ago, right?
Santa: Yes, but haven’t gone on honeymoon yet.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Wife is packing right now!
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Teacher: Name 15 fruits.
Santa: Mango, banana, guava…
Teacher: Well done, 12 more!
Santa: A dozen bananas!
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Husband: I have chest pain, call an ambulance.
Wife: Tell me the password of the phone.
Husband: Leave it, it feels fine now!
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Pigeon hit by car, unconscious. The man took it home, put it in a cage.
Came to senses: Hey, I am in jail! And that murderer is roaming outside!
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