Never talk about your wife β Obnews
Banta: Never interrupt your wife.
Santa: Yes, otherwise she starts cutting the house.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa: I have become fat by eating food from my wife.
Banta: And after getting taunted by my wife, he became thin.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa: Why is the wife always right?
Banta: So that there is no fight.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Banta: What do you want?
Santa: Wife's silence.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa: Why doesn't a man sleep after marriage?
Banta: Because his wife also steals his dreams.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa: My wife controls my anger.
Banta: How?
Santa: With a rolling pin.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Banta: How much does your wife love you?
Santa: As much as sugar from tea.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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