One person’s in-laws house was in Haryana.
He visits his in-laws’ house once during winter.
His wife’s name was Damo.
And his sister-in-law’s name was Badamo…
So there was a different custom in that village…
Forget about the son-in-law meeting his wife,
Couldn’t even look face to face.
So the son-in-law gestured and said two lines…
“The flying bird is speaking”
There will be heavy frost this time
Let two people sleep together.
Otherwise one will definitely die.”
His mother-in-law understood that the son-in-law
What are you indicating, he also replied…
“Almonds will sleep with Damo,
And your brother-in-law with you
I will lie with the old man,
What will you do??😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Santa and Banta were drunk and were walking in the middle of the railway tracks.
Santa: Oh God, I have never climbed so many stairs before.
Banta: Hey, the stairs are fine, I am surprised at how low the handrails are to hold the hand Xhellip;😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Santa took half a kilo of Jalebi at a sweet shop and ate it without paying.
The shopkeeper said: Hey, the money for Jalebi should be given.
Santa: There is no money…
On this the shopkeeper called his servant and got Santa beaten thoroughly.
After being beaten, Santa got up and dusted his hands and legs and said, weigh one more kilo at this price…😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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