Yesterday Sanju asked his innocent little niece to tell me why the cat wags its tail?
Niece: Because the tail is his, he can do whatever he wants.
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Tuition Master: Donkey, why didn't you do your homework?
Sanju: Talk politely, is this how you talk to customers?
Sanju had to be beaten.
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Bantu: Waiter, serve me such tea that after drinking it the mind will rejoice and the body will start dancing.
Waiter: Sir, we have buffalo's milk here, not snake's milk.
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Sanju: Pandit ji, what should I do to get the hand of a beautiful girl?
Pandit ji: Start applying mehendi outside a mall…
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