Wife: Can you recite any new couplet?
Husband: Carved from marble,
God gave your body..
Wife (happily): Next?
Husband: He left the rest of the stone
Put it on your mind.
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Ramesh kept the fast while enjoying his hobbies.
Ramesh (to wife) – Look, the sun has set, now let's eat.
Wife (to Ramesh) – No sir.
Ramesh – Check whether it is drowned or not
Wife – No sir…
Ramesh – It seems that he will drown only taking me with him.
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Teacher: Son, tell me how life comes out?
Pappu: Through the window.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pappu: Sister was telling a boy just yesterday-
Darling, get out of the window.
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This Pappu will never pass.
..
It was just a matter of one day Pappu
Went to the cinema hall with my friend to watch a movie…
..
Watch the movie again and again
going to the toilet
He would sit and then leave..
..
Now his friend is angry
Came and he from Pappu
Said- Brother, are you not at peace?
Who goes again and again?
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Pappu said softly – Friend, there is peace.
But the bitch is not opening up, friend!!
Funny Jokes: My lips are like rose petals.
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