When robbers entered a man's house and loaded all the looted goods into a truck, the man pointed towards a trunk and said take this also. ,
The leader of the bandits was married and also intelligent so he asked: Why, is your wife in this? ,
Man: No, it has gone into the cupboard, my mother-in-law is in it.
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Chhagan's 90 year old grandmother passed away. Many people were crying in the funeral procession.
First man: Amma… she would have taken us too..
Second man: Amma would have taken us too…
Two-four more men said: Amma would have taken us too..
Chhagan (angry): Shut up Saal…Amma, what kind of loading tempo has she gone?
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GF: Baby?
BF: Come on dear
GF: You were always with me, even when I had that terrible accident.
Even when I got zero in 3 subjects in my fifth semester,
Even when I had kidney stones, and
Even when my father threw me out of the house in anger..
BF: Aaawww love you baby and I will always be with you
GF: Hey Nai Ray, I feel that perhaps you are the one who is Panauti.
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Father to son: What is going on with that girl?
He hangs out with her all day long and spends money on her.
People are saying all kinds of things,
What should I answer them??
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Son: Dad tell them
Bajirao has loved Mastani, not Aayyaasi.
Give slap after slap
Funny Jokes: Son, what do you do?
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