Grammar Master – Sandeep does not drink alcohol now. Chintu What is Sandeep in this?
Chintu – In this, Sandeep is a devotee of Mata Rani, who is observing fast during Navratri.
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Master: Who spilled the tea on the table? Recite it in your mother tongue.
Chintu – Oh worthless person, did you get peace by destroying the washed bedsheet? Now will your father wash this or you…
Master is still unconscious.
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Master was teaching chemistry.
Then the master said to Chintu, “Tell me the formula of water.”
Chintu – H2O+NaOH+HNO3
Master – This is wrong.
Chintu – Hey Master, this is the formula of drain water.
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Papa – What kind of matches has he brought, all the matches are burnt?
Chintu – Papa, I have checked all the matches and brought them.
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Pinky complains to the teacher that the entire class calls her aunt.
Master ji – All those who call Pinky aunty, stand up.
The entire class except Chintu stood up.
Master – Well done Chintu! Now you tell everyone why you don't call her aunt.
Chintu – Because, I am an uncle.
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