Santa asked his boss for his daughter's hand.
Boss: Look at your status, your salary won't even buy toilet paper for my daughter.
Santa: If she poops so much then let her go!
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Height of positive attitude
Boy- I love you…
Girl- Ha ha ha ha
Boy (to his friend) – Brother, she said 'yes' 4 times…!
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Employee – (to his boss) Sir, from tomorrow I will go home at seven o'clock.
Boss – Why..?
Employee: Your job doesn't support the household, so I ride a rickshaw at night.
Boss – (emotionally) If you ever feel hungry, come to me, I also run a pav bhaji stall at night.
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Champu was sitting in his hostel crying.
His friend Gampu asked- What happened??
Champu said- Friend, I have been cheated.
I had asked my father for money for the books, but he only bought the books and sent them.
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6 year old Chintu went to the photo studio to get his photo clicked with his mother.
The photographer said while caressing the child – Son, look at me, a pigeon will come out of this camera soon.
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Chintu – Don't talk like idiots, adjust focus, use portrait mode, with macro, keep ISO within 200, photo should come in high resolution. Otherwise you will not get money. Concentrate on work. He says a pigeon will come out. Your uncle had put a pigeon in the camera.
Funny Jokes: If I had the government in my hands then
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