Santa once went to the traffic police for a job interview.
Interviewer – If a man is going down the road riding a donkey, and he is not wearing a helmet, will you punish him?
Santa – No.
Interviewer – Why?
Santa – Because helmet is necessary for 2 wheeler, not for 4 wheeler.
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Santa Singh saw the scheme in a hotel and went to have dinner.
Waiter – Sir, your bill.
Santa: Take the card and keep it.
Waiter – But sir, this is your wedding card.
Santa – Then what is it that you have written jokingly?
“All cards accepted”?
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Ramesh kept the fast while enjoying his hobbies.
Ramesh (to wife) – Look, the sun has set, now let's eat.
Wife (to Ramesh) – No sir.
Ramesh – Check whether it is drowned or not
Wife – No sir…
Ramesh – It seems that he will drown only taking me with him.
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Teacher: Son, tell me how life comes out?
Pappu: Through the window.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pappu: Sister was telling a boy just yesterday-
Darling, get out of the window.
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This Pappu will never pass.
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It was just a matter of one day Pappu
Went to the cinema hall with my friend to watch a movie…
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Watch the movie again and again
going to the toilet
He would sit and then leave..
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Now his friend is angry
Came and he from Pappu
Said- Brother, are you not at peace?
Who goes again and again?
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Pappu said softly – Friend, there is peace.
But the bitch is not opening up, friend!!
Funny Jokes: Sir, I am very poor
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