Santa went home late at night from the party.
The next day friends asked him:
Did your wife say anything??
……
Santa: No no, nothing special…
I had to get these two teeth removed anyway!
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The elephant proposed to the ant.
The ant replied, “I love you too.”
Elephant: Then why do you refuse to marry?
Ant: How many times have I told you!
Inter-caste marriage can happen in my house
But not inter-size.
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One night a thief entered a house.
The owner's eyes opened after hearing the knocking.
Boss: Who is it?
Thief: Meow.
Boss: Who is it?
Thief: Meow.
Boss: Who is it?
Thief: You bastard, I am a cat. I am a cat.
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Father (angry at his son not remembering his lessons) – Have you seen the donkey?
Son- Yes.
Father: Owl?
Son- Yes.
Father: Your face is like both of them.
Son: But mom says I look like you.
Funny Jokes: Baba, there is itching in the right hand.
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