Wife: Why do you bring my parents in between everything?
Husband: Look, when the TV malfunctions, no one speaks to the TV…
Only the company people take abuses.
The wife became red with anger after hearing her husband's words.
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Police- We are policemen, open the door
Chintu- Why?
Police- We need to talk about something.
Chintu- How many are you guys?
Police- We are three.
Chintu- So talk to each other, I don't have time.
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Beggar-Brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days…
Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar- Let's see how much the weight has decreased.
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Salesman- Madam, I have such a book,
In which 100 excuses are given for husbands to stay out of the house till late night,
Would you like to buy this book…?
Woman: Why do you think I should buy this book?
Salesman- Madam, because a copy of this book
Just this morning I sold your husband…!
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An elderly man used to marry his wife every year…!
Pandit ji said- Why do you do this…?
The old man said- Just to hear one word…!
Pandit ji- Which word…?
Elder- Same, when you say call the boy…!
Pandit ji is unconscious…!
Funny Jokes: You are so smart
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