Chintu was getting his hair cut at the barber shop,
Just then a very beautiful girl came into the shop.
Chintu said- Hello ji, you are very beautiful.
Girl-Thank you!
Chintu- Can we meet somewhere this evening?
Girl: Don't be shy, I am married.
Chintu- Tell your husband that I am going to meet my friend…!
Girl: You tell me yourself, he is the one cutting your hair right now..!
The barber made Chintu bald!
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Santa, yesterday on his way he saw a girl who studied with him in school.
I asked- Do you remember we used to study together.
She replied- I was the one who was studying, you were the one playing the cock…!
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Son (on phone) – Mother, today we have increased from two to three.
Mother: That son, congratulations… it is a boy.
or girl?
Son- No mother, your daughter-in-law got married for the second time.
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Doctor: You are late in coming.
Pappu- What happened doctor sir, how much time do I have left?
Doctor: You are not dying, you had an appointment at 6 o'clock, you came at 7 o'clock.
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Boy- What do you like best about me?
Girl- People change with time, but you have not changed.
Boy- How is that?
Girl- When I met you, you were unemployed and even today you are unemployed.
Funny Jokes: Today I met a boy
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