Amidst Santa Banta, there was a wake-up call regarding land and property,
Santa went to the lawyer,
Lawyer – Your case is very weak, the evidence is also less.
It is very difficult to win.
Santa – What if we give a box of sweets to the judge?
Lawyer – No, the judge is very, very strict. And if a box of sweets is given then defeat is certain.
Santa won the case the next day!
He came running to the lawyer and said –
Your trick from yesterday, giving me the eraser box, worked.
Lawyer – Meaning you gave the box of sweets but how did you win?
Santa – Actually I had written on the sweet box,
“A gift from Banta Singh.”
The lawyer is unconscious.
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Santa boarded the bus with his wife and children.
Conductor: Everyone takes their tickets. 🎟️🎟️
Santa – O Paaji, will tickets be available for children also?
Conductor – Yes if above 8 (age).
Santa – Come on, I have only 6 children.
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Santa to the rickshaw puller – Yes brother, are you free?
Rickshaw driver – Yes brother, I am empty. 😇😇
Santa – So come let's play tas.
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Santa becomes a bus driver, 🚌
One day we ran out of diesel on the way.
The entire passenger got down and started pushing the bus.
Pushed for 10 kilometers, some people even became unconscious,
Reached diesel pump.
filled diesel in the tank
Man: Brother, fill the tank kept at the back also.
Santa: Don't worry, that drum is already filled.
This is kept for emergency.
Funny Jokes: If I had the government in my hands then
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