Wife: Are you listening? What is my value to you?
Husband- Darling, you are worth crores…
Wife: Then give me Rs 50,000 out of those crores.
Wanted to visit Singapore with friends, why was my husband unconscious?
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Teacher: Why shouldn't we fight in class?
Chintu- Because you never know when you will have to sit behind whom in the exam.
The teacher stopped talking after hearing Chintu's answer!
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Sister-in-law-Brother-in-law, what will you become in the next life?
Brother-in-law, I will become a lizard.
Sister-in-law: Why is that?
Brother-in-law: Because your sister is afraid only of lizards.
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Wife: I asked for jewelery as a gift on my birthday and you gave me an empty box. I felt so ashamed in front of my friends.
Ramu- Shame is the jewel of women, you fool.
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Sonu's foot fell on a banana peel and he slipped and fell…
Sonu got up and walked ahead, stepped on another peel and then slipped and fell…
Sonu then got up and walked a little further, then he saw the third peel…
Sonu said while crying – Damn it, now you will have to slip again…
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