Tell me if there is a lemon tree planted in the river – Obnews

Teacher to student: Tell me if there is a lemon tree planted in the river, how will you break it?

Student: In the form of a bird.
Teacher: Who will turn you into a bird?
Student- Who will plant a lemon tree in the river.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother-in-law: Why were you beating my son?
Daughter-in-law: I had brought Ayurvedic medicine from a doctor.
Mother-in-law- So
Daughter-in-law: Vaidya ji had said, grind it well and give it…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother-in-law (to daughter-in-law) – I am having a lot of headache.
Daughter-in-law: If you have a headache, talk to your daughter for a while, mother.
Mother-in-law- Why?
Daughter-in-law: You must have heard mother, only poison kills poison…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu (to Gappu)- You know, the toughest businessman is the Panipuri seller.

Gappu- How is that?
Pappu- No matter how many smiles a girl gives, a man never forgets to count…😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Holding the hand of Tantrik’s beautiful secretary, Pappu said-

What is your plan?
Secretary – from wedding to farewell
Pappu- Just…just…it means you are screwed.
The secretary slapped Pappu’s cheek and said – This is Baba’s service, idiot…😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Bank Manager- Cash is over, come tomorrow

Sanju is angry – but I want my money now
Manager- Look, don’t get angry, talk calmly.
Sanju- Okay, call Shanti, I will talk to her today…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband- Do you know who is the most noble person in the world?
Wife- Only those people are decent in the world
Those who do not have password in their mobile……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: Doctor sir, my husband has started talking in his sleep! What should I do?

Doctor: Hey madam, give him a chance to speak during the day…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Why do you study so long every day?