Teacher: Tell me, which is the smartest animal?
golu deer
Teacher- How?
Golu- Lord Ram was implicated in Satyayug and Salman in Kalyug…
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Student- Sir…
Master- Say yes…
Student: Will you punish me for the work I have not done?
Master- No, not at all…! Tell me what's the matter?
Student- I didn't do homework today…!
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Rinku asked Mantu to borrow some money.
Rinku- Mantu, friend, give me some money there.
Mantu-Why, what happened?
Rinku-Yaar, I have to take my girlfriend to watch a movie.
Then did Mantu wash Rinku vigorously?
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Pappu woke up at midnight
Pappu- Hey Pappu, get up
Gappu- tell me
Pappu- What do you see in the sky?
gossip stars, and you
pappu tare
Gappu- How beautiful is the sky
Pappu- Darwin's father, the tent has been stolen.
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Pintu- Grandma I can't sleep, should I watch TV…?
Grandma- Talk to me…!
Pintu- Grandma, will we always remain six people, you, mom, dad, sister, me and my cat…?
Grandma: No son, the dog is also coming for you tomorrow, so it will be seven…!
Pintu- But grandma, the dog will eat the cat, then there will be six…!
Grandma: No son, once you get married, you will become seven again…!
Pintu- Then sister will go away and get married, then there will be six…!
Grandma- Then you will have a son, then you will be seven….
Pintu- By then you will be dead… you will be back to six.
Grandma (angry) – You go… just watch TV!
Funny Jokes: Dougna Lagan Dena Padega Buvan
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