The son was crying, when his father asked the reason for crying, the son said – Give 10 rupees, then I will tell.
The father gave 10 rupees to the son and said- Now tell me, why were you crying?
Son- I was crying only for Rs 10, now I got it…
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Father: Why have you got such low marks? should be slapped twice
Son: Yes, you are right, father.
You come with me right now, I have seen that bastard master's house…
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Father: If you fail this time too then don't call me father.
after a few days
Father: What was your result Chintu?
Chintu- Don't spoil your mind Ramesh,
You have lost your right to be your father.
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Son (to father) – Give me the car keys, I have to go to college, it is a function.
Papa- Why?
Son- If I go in a car worth Rs 10 lakh, my pride will increase.
Papa- Take this 10 rupees, if you go in a bus worth 30 lakhs, you will gain more prestige…
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Teacher: Tell me Einstein's law…
Boy: Sir, I don't remember the whole line, I only remember the last one.
Teacher: Let me tell you only the last one.
Boy: And this is called Einstein's law…
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