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the mistress was crying
Just then the maid asked – what happened Mistress?
Mistress: I doubt that your boss has someone in his office.
having an affair with a girl
Maid: No mistress, don’t think like that.
Boss can’t cheat me……πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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When the girl boarded the bus, all the seats were filled.

The girl said to the boy sitting on a seat – Please give me the seat.
The boy suddenly asked – Why should I give it?
The girl said- Hey the girl is standing, can’t you even give her a seat?
The boy said- you marry me
The girl said angrily – In what happiness should I do this?
The boy immediately said – The boy is roaming around as a bachelor, can’t he even get married?πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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the boy came home with a girl

Mother asked who is this?
The boy said, she is my religious wife.
Mother was shocked and asked angrily – How long had this been going on?
All this between you two?
The boy said- I don’t know, he was sitting next to me in the park.
Was waiting for someone, Bajrang Dal people got us married…πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Teacher: Today I am doing a quiz competition. All children answer quickly.

Teacher- Tell me what the bee gives us
baby-honey
Teacher: What does a thin goat give?
Child-Milk…
What does the teacher and the fat buffalo give us?
child- homework
Give me a slap… give me a slap… give me a slapβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Husband- You used to fast a lot before marriage, what happened now?

Wife- Not much, used to keep only 16 Mondays
Husband- Then what happened now?
Wife: Then I got married to you and I lost all faith in fastingβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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