Girl: Listen dear, is Google male or female?
Boy-baby is female…
Girl- Why..
Boy- Because before completing my sentence
He starts giving her suggestions…
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Doctor- How are you?
Did you stop drinking alcohol or not?
Patient- Yes Doctor sir, I have completely given up, I just drink it if someone requests more.
Doctor: Very good… and who is this brother with you?
Patient: Yes, these are kept for request.
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Pintu went to the doctor with his illness,
Doctor: I cannot understand the exact reason for your illness.
Maybe this is happening because of drinking alcohol,
Pintu- No problem doctor sir.
I will come again when you get off.
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Beggar – Hey brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days.
Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar – I will weigh how much I have lost!
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