Jokes: There is nothing wrong with your daughter

Mosquitoes are most responsible for today's children.

I come home in the evening

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Your heat is in my blood, your blood is hot…. Sun above below earth between may and june Oh God

Sanju: Today Facebook saved me
Rahul: How? What happened ?
Sanjay: Wife was born today

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To your mother-in-law: There is nothing wrong with your daughter.

Mother-in-law: Yes, son is very good, so I did not find any bad boy.

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Etymology: Tell me sir, what do you want?
Rahul: Want a cake for my future wife's dog
:Will you eat from the market or should I pack it?

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The way banks are imposing new charges every day, that day is not far…
When you walk out of your bank and your face appears on CCTV, ₹101 will be visible from your account!