There was an argument between husband and wife – Obnews

There was an argument between the husband and wife and it reached the point of fighting.
When the wife pounced on her husband with a rolling pin, he showed forcefulness.
And immediately entered the cupboard.
The wife knocked on the door of the cupboard with a rolling pin and said – come out.
The husband said from inside – I will not come out.
Wife shouted- I tell you to get out.
The husband also shouted from inside the cupboard – it is not coming out.
Hearing the loud noises, two or four neighbors also came and asked what was the matter?
The wife almost screamed and said to the neighbors – This cowardly man has entered the cupboard.
Tell him to come out quietly or else…
The husband roared from inside the cupboard – It doesn't come out, it doesn't come out!
Today the whole neighborhood should know whose wish prevails in this house!!!

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Mother: Look son, stay away from naughty boys.
Boy – Mother, this is why I don't go to school.
Mother lost her senses after hearing this.

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One day the teacher asked a student – ​​What is school?
Got a very wonderful answer… School is the place… where our father is robbed and we are beaten.

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A husband expressed his heartfelt feelings to his wife.
Husband: I have got an advantage by marrying you.
Wife – What is the benefit?
Husband: I got punished for my sins in this life.

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Santa- Which is the biggest festival in the world?
Banta- Housewife
Santa- Meaning?
Banta- What's more, one has to persuade 3-4 times a week.

Funny Jokes: Man, you should keep your hands light

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