Funny Jokes: There was moisture in the eyes

Have applied.. there was moisture in the eyes, and
There was vitamin deficiency.. wow..! Wow..!
With whom I chatted all night long,
Girl friend's mother was…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

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The train started, Sardar ji boarded a compartment.
Went.. TT said: Why Paaji..? visible
No, it is ladies box..? Sardar
G: Sorry ji sorry..! I felt
You are a man….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

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Police arrived at Santa's house at midnight
Knocked the door of… Santa: Who?
Is? Police: Police. Santa: What work?
Is? Police: Open the door, we need something
Have to talk. Santa: How many of you guys
are you a man? Police: There are 4. Santa (angry
Me): So donkeys, talk amongst yourselves.
Look… why are you troubling me!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

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Pappu went home late at night from the party.
The next day his friends asked him – his wife
Didn't you say something??
Pappu – No no, nothing special…
I have to have these two teeth removed anyway.
Wereβ€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

Funny Jokes: Why don't you come home to school

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