Nowadays people say I have changed a lot – Obnews

Nowadays people say that I have changed a lot.

I said, brother, update is necessary.
The old version had a lot of bugs.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother: Leave the phone, study.
Son: Mother, the phone is also a study.
Mother: How?
Son: I am learning to be patient every day, even when the battery is at 1%.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Boss: Why do you come late every day?
Employee: Sir, there is a cold war going on between sleep and alarm.
Boss: Who wins?
Employee: Sir, sleepy. Everyday.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Nowadays people say that I have changed a lot.

I said, brother, update is necessary.
The old version had a lot of bugs.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother: Leave the phone, study.
Son: Mother, the phone is also a study.
Mother: How?
Son: I am learning to be patient every day, even when the battery is at 1%.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Friend: How do you remain so calm?

Me: From experience.
Friend: What an experience.
Me: Speaking causes more harm, so it is better to remain silent.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Doctor: Why are you stressed?
Me: Doctor Saheb,
EMI, electricity bill and petrol together
Keep reminding me that I am alive.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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What is the biggest betrayal of life?

“Just 5 more minutes”
And sleep takes one and a half hours straight.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Nowadays relationships have also become like Wi-Fi.
Even if you are close, you cannot connect.
And the signal of the distant one seems stronger.😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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I promised myself that I would sleep early today.
Then the mobile said, “Watch one last video.”
It’s morning now.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: Any question?

Student: Sir, does everything really go well in life?
Teacher: Son, the question is outside the syllabus.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Everyone says,
“Be happy.”
no one tells that
Where can I get the charger to be happy?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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