Arjun will come for me; And will bring two kilos of tomatoes. , ,
When a man buys these two and a half kilos of tomatoes, right? So the man does not get up. , ,
I have a bungalow, a car, a bank balance, rupees and money, what do you have?…I have tomatoes!
Those who have tomato salads at home; They eat food after switching off the lights. , ,
Chinoy Seth, Tomato is not a child's plaything; If cut, blood comes out. , ,
Even today I don't pick up thrown money; If there are tomatoes then it is a different matter. , ,
Looks like you are new to the vegetable market, sir; The whole city knows me as Tomato. , ,
Governments of 11 states are looking for me; But buying tomatoes is not only difficult, it is impossible. , ,
Give me these tomatoes, Thakur. , , ,
The police have surrounded you from all sides; Hand over all your tomatoes to the law.
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When there was a knock at the door of heaven, Dharamraj went and opened the door.
He looked outside and found a human standing in front.
Dharamraj had just opened his mouth to say something when he suddenly disappeared.
Dharamraj. Shrugged his shoulders and closed the gate.
The door knocked again.
He opened the door again and found the same human being present in front of him again, but he
Disappeared.
When this happened three-four times, Dharamraj lost patience.
He said – What's the matter brother, are you messing with me?
Manav said – Oh no boss, actually
I…..
I am on ventilator…!!
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Einstein and Banta were sitting opposite each other during a long air journey.
Einstein said, “Let's play a game, I ask a question, if you don't know the answer then you give me 5 dollars, if I don't know the answer I will give you 500 dollars.”
Einstein first asked the question, “What is the distance of the Moon from the Earth?”
Banta did not say anything and took out 5 dollars from his pocket.
Now it was Banta's turn to ask Einstein, “What is it that climbs a hill on three legs and comes back down on four legs?”
Einstein started searching on the net. He asked all his friends, and after an hour he gave 500 dollars to Banta. Einstein went crazy and asked, “Now tell me what is that which climbs the hill on three legs and Lands on four legs?”
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Banta took out 5 dollars from his pocket and gave it to Einstein.
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