Two men were sitting in a condolence meeting over the death of a person from their locality.
One man said to another man – Poor guy has been dependent on every grain his whole life,
And if luck turns then where will it come?
The second man asked – Where did you come from?
The first man told – When the grave was being dug, a pot of gold came out of the ground.
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Customer – By the way, cleaning is done very carefully in your hotel.
Manager (happy) – Thank you! What made you feel that way?
Customer – When did you realize this? Someone cleaned my pockets as soon as I entered the hotel.
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The driver of the flying airplane suddenly laughed out loud.
When he was asked the reason for laughing, he said –
What will these poor guys think when the crazy food officials find out that I have run away from there?
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Motu (to his friend Chhotu) – Does your grandmother sit and read Ramayana all the time?
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Chotu – Yes, she is preparing for her final exam.
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Under the cover of a tree in the park, a boy and a girl were sitting holding hands and talking.
When an elderly gentleman who came for a walk saw him, he came near him and said –
“Son, is this our culture?”
The boy replied emphatically –
“No uncle, this is Anjali…
You go and look under some other tree!!!”
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First prisoner: Even looks are deceiving. Once a gentleman mistook me for Dilip Kumar.
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Second prisoner – You are right, the same happened with me too. Seeing me, one Saheb was deceived by Jawaharlal Nehru.
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Third prisoner – Oh, this is nothing. When I reached jail for the fourth time, the jailer said – Oh God! You are back again.
Funny Jokes: Son, what do you do?
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