Husband: Did the LIC guy come?
Wife: Yes, tell me the benefits of the policy.
Husband: Why don’t you stop drinking and smoking now?
Wife: Tell me the benefits!
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Santa: Heard the wife was going for a movie with the watchman.
Banta: Went back?
Santa: Yes, but they returned home after seeing me!
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Teacher: Use the idiom ‘mouth watering’ in a sentence.
Student: My mouth watered after seeing Golgappa!
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Wife: How is your ex?
Husband: Okay.
Wife: Have you met?
Husband: No, but she won’t be quarrelsome like you, right?
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Banta: What is the secret of happiness?
Santa: Wife has gone out!
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