Papa: Respect time.
Son: I do.
Papa: How?
Son: To pass time
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Friend: Are you very busy these days?
Me: Yes, in vain thinkingπ
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Wife: What do you like about me?
Husband: You don’t have a mute button π
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Boss: Where’s the presentation?
Employee: Sir, in mind.
Boss: Download it and bring it.
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Mother: Son, bring vegetables.
Son: Which one?
Mother: Whichever is cheapest π
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