Girl's- We like this
Want a boy who can eat and drink anything
no more wrongdoing
Do.
….
Pandit- Such a boy
You have an ICU emergency
Will be found in the ward only.
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Wife: Listen….Monday shopping,
Hotel program on Tuesday,
on log drive on wed,
Thursday Chinese Restaurant,
Friday we will watch a movie,
Picnic on Saturday..!!
How much fun it will be..!”
Husband: Sure…and temple on Sunday
Will go.”
Wife: “Why?? ,
Husband: Begging…!
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Donkey…my boss beats me a lot
Dog…why don't you run away
Donkey…owner's beautiful girl
when not studying
So the boss says your marriage donkey
I will do it from
I am just holding on to this hope.
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wife's english book
asked my husband while reading
What is the difference between complete and finish..???
….
Husband:: If you find me then your life should be as it is.
gone complete
And when I found you, my life became complete.
finish…!
Husband is absconding from home.
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A woman from the village came quickly
stopped the bus by showing hand
The driver suddenly hit the brakes and
Asked: Where to go?
….
The woman said:
There is nowhere to go….
the baby is crying please stop
Play it…!!
Funny Jokes: Two men getting drunk
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