Father-Son, what comes after 5?
Son- 6 and 7?
Father- Wow my intelligent son. And after 6,7?
Son- 8,9,10.
Father- What's the matter son, wow, and after that?
Son- Slave, Begum, King.
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The little girl asked her mother – Mummy, you said that fairies have wings and can fly, right?
Mom: Yes daughter, I told you.
Girl – Last night daddy was telling the nanny that she was a fairy. When will she fly, mom?
Mummy (to the little girl) – Daughter, she will fly away as soon as the morning dawns.
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Father- What happened to your result..??
Son- The headmaster's son failed….
Father- And you..?
Son: The doctor's son also failed…
Father- And how was your result..??
Son: That lawyer's son also failed…
Father- Worthless, I am asking about your result!!
Son: So which Rajinikanth are you??? Your son also failed!!!
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Teacher (to student)- Tell me what is the difference between an elephant and a horse?
Student: Sir, a horse has a tail on one side and an elephant has a tail on both sides.
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Teacher: Tell me the names of 5 animals that live in water.
Pappu: Mendek
Teacher: Very good, speak the remaining four..
Pappu: His mother, his father, his sister and
His brother!!
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