Wife said: Are you listening to something?
Husband said: yes
Wife said: what?
Husband said: This is what I am hearing 
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Doctor said: Stop eating outside
Patient said: I eat at home
Doctor said: How much?
The patient said: By ordering it from outside. 
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Friend said: Why are you leaving early today?
Answer received: It is important work
Friend said: which one
Answer found: gold 
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Teacher said: Where is the homework?
Student said: In the bag
Teacher said: Show me
The student said: I have kept it in my mind. 
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Wife said: What did you do before marriage?
Husband said: Used to dream
Wife said: Now
Husband said: let’s pay the installments
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