Chintu: What did you see in the dream?
Pintu: That I became a billionaire.
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Pintu: The thief came last night.
Chintu: Then?
Pintu: I opened the gate and threw him out.
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Chintu: Why is it raining?
Pintu: Because the clouds are crying.
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Pintu: What did the teacher say?
Chintu: That I am the star of the class.
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Chintu: Friend, why don't you come to school?
Pintu: Mom says, βSon, study at home.β
Chintu: Then?
Pintu: I go to sleep.
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Pintu: Brother, I get very angry.
Chintu: Then control it.
Pintu: How can one control anger, that too after seeing your face!
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