Girlfriend- If I fail in the exam, my father will marry me.
I will get it done by a rickshaw puller
Boyfriend- Oh wow, then it’s okay
Girlfriend- How is that?
Boyfriend- Because my father said that, if I fail
Then you will buy me a rickshaw…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Boyfriend- You burnt my heart to ashes
Girlfriend- Your sacrifice will not go in vain, send the ashes.
Will be useful for washing utensils…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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18 year old girl married 98 year old man
The media asked the girl- What did you find worthy of marriage in them?
Girl- Firstly their income, secondly their days are less…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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The teacher teaching in the Geography class asked Pappu – Where does the Ganga originate and
where to meet
Pappu- Sir Ganga leaves the house on the pretext of coming to school and goes behind the temple.
Go and meet Kalu…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: Tell me why the clouds are black?
Chintu- If you walk in the sun every day, you will turn black…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Sister-in-law (to brother-in-law)- I have seen a girl for you,
Who is beautiful, virtuous and Saraswati
Brother-in-law and sister-in-law, I love someone else,
Who is pregnant…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: Even if I get married to a demon
I wouldn’t be as sad as I am with you.
Husband: Crazy…where does marriage take place in blood relations?
Then did the husband get beaten badly…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: A loving couple commits suicide
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