The teacher gave the student a four-page essay to write in the exam.
Topic- What is laziness?
The student left three pages blank and wrote in big letters on the fourth page.
This is laziness!
Teacher fainted…
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Teacher: Who was Birbal?
Student: Don't know sir
Teacher: If you concentrate on your studies then you will know.
Student: Who are Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav?
Teacher: What do I know?
Student: Pay attention to your daughter and you will come to know…
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Teacher: There were 20 apples in a basket, 10 of them rotted, how many were left?
Student: Only 20 will be left and what else?
Teacher: How will the foolish 20 survive?
Student: Where will the rotten apples go? By rotting, some bananas will become…
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Teacher: Should the idiot stand up?
Gappu stood up
Teacher: Are you an idiot?
Gappu- No sir, I did not like that you were standing alone.
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Pappu- Bhaiya where is the scooter stand here?
Gappu- Sir, first tell me your name?
Pappu- My name is Pappu.
Gappu- Now tell me the names of your parents?
Pappu- I want to go to watch a movie, without wasting my time, please tell me quickly where is the scooter stand?
Gappu- That's why I am saying this, tell me quickly.
Pappu- My mother's name is Meena Devi, and she is a teacher. My father's name is Suresh Verma Sharma, and he is a lawyer.
Gappu- Everyone is educated.
Pappu- Yes, now tell me brother where is the scooter stand?
Gappu- Son of educated parents, the scooter stand is below the scooter.
Funny Jokes: Today I met a boy
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