What is wife called in Sanskrit language – Obnews

Teacher: What is wife called in Sanskrit language?

Student: I can’t say anything to my wife in any language, leave alone Sanskrit…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Sonu- Friend Monu, tell me a funny thing.
Singles think the solution to all problems is marriage.
Whereas the married person feels that marriage is the root of all problems…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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After having dinner in a hotel, four friends got into an argument over paying the bill…

In the end it was decided that the one who would come first after circling the hotel would pay the bill.
The manager blew the whistle, all four ran away…
10 days have passed, the poor manager is still waiting for his arrival…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu- How far can you go to drink tea?

Gappu- Once I even went to see a girl…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: Children, when you all grow up, you will look at this photo and say,
Here is Raju who went to America
Here is Ravi who now works in London and
This is Nandu who stayed here.
Hearing this, Nandu said – And here is our madam, who passed away…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Brother-in-law (to sister-in-law) – Look sister-in-law, that girl has been looking at brother since long.

Sister-in-law: I will also show it to you, brother.
How long do you keep standing with your stomach in…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Why was your report late?