Santa – What is this morality?
Banta – Just like mango pickle, Sada pickle is like that.
Santa – And what is this discipline?
Banta – Just as there is bad governance, so is discipline.
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Santa to Banta-Why did the police catch you?
Santa – After robbing the bank, he sat there counting the money and was caught by the police.
Banta – What was the need to count the money there?
Banta – It was written there that you should count the money before leaving the counter, after that the bank will not be responsible….
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Santa was searching for something in his room for a long time,
Frustrated, his wife asked – What happened, what are you searching for so long?
Santa – Hidden Camera!
Jeeto – Why did you think that there is a camera in this room?
Santa – If there is no hidden camera installed in this room then how does the man coming on TV know that we are watching Star Plus.
Why is he saying this again and again? You are watching Star Plus.
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The vegetable vendor was sprinkling water on the vegetables.
It's quite late.
So Santa said angrily –
Brother, if Bhindi regains consciousness then weigh one kilo.
Funny Jokes: If I had the government in my hands then
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